Avrin
So, those Facebook thinks people always post list "Please re-post this if blahblahblah"... I've never found one worthy of re-posting, till now, and I will share it with everyone here too!
PLEASE put this as your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by pandas. Pandas are nearly unstoppable and, when hungry, also breathe fire. 71% of people won't copy this into their status because they have already been eaten by pandas, 28% are hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers awaiting the coming pandacalypse, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post.