Jackofasses"I need a new pair of shorts so i don't have to work all day with my dick hanging out because my zipper broke. Personally, i'm fine with it, but I know a few girls in the warehouse who might not be to keen on it." - Me to the warehousefront stor... more"I need a new pair of shorts so i don't have to work all day with my dick hanging out because my zipper broke. Personally, i'm fine with it, but I know a few girls in the warehouse who might not be to keen on it." - Me to the warehousefront store cashier at work
First Aid, Fishing, Cooking, Archaeology (Cataclysm)
Favorite WoW moment
Saving a wipe on heroic CoS with raise ally on my DK. Ghoul was the last person left standing.
Being the last person standing with Lich King at 11% health on my rogue. Evasion doesn't do anything in that kind of scenario, just so you all know.
Evasion tanking the last 5% of Anub'arak in Coliseum 10 man.
Furor and Ygg helping me gank people while levelling to 80 on the Blizzbook guild with my DK.
Playstation - PSN ID - Jackofarses - Play Little Big Planet, Bioshock 2, Kane and Lynch 2 or Borderlands with me (don't have all the DLC though) will be getting other games eventually.
Xbox 360 - Gamertag - Jackofbutts - Play Gears of War 1 & 2, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 1, Team Fortress, Bionic Commando, Bioshock 2, Left 4 Dead 1 & 2, Guitar Hero 2, 3 & World Tour, Rainbow Six, Halo 3, Army of Two, The Darkness, Grand Theft Auto 4, Call of Duty 4 or Rainbow 6 Vegas 2 with me.
I'd Like to Meet
Hot girls with perky boobs that like to game, have lots of sex and can make tasty sammiches.
Disturbed, Killswitch Engage, In Flames, Static-X, Tool, Lacuna Coil, and much much more
Books & Authors
I read mostly Warhammer 40k Novels written by Dan Abnett.
Movies & TV
Jersey Shore.. I blame Furor, Ygg and alot people from the Blizzbook guild for that.
Also a huge fan of nature documentaries. Biology and Evolution being a huge thing I enjoy watching and learning about. Constantly amazed by all the life on this planet and how it came to be without the need for a magical sky daddy poofing it into existence.
Deadpool and Spiderman (I know this is for personal heroes, but I love these guys.)
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2011's FIRST WEEK has already been proven to be so cruel! We better get a lot of miracles now
today= so far soo good. Woke up, logged in. NPCscan found my turt- Terropene- I nabbed him on my lvl82 hunter. I named him FireyJack. Came to work- my nemisis (a co-worker) got SERVED by the Sheriff- ROFLMMFAO- BEST MONDAY MORNING EVER!!!!!! hooo-rah!!
Despite my daily consumption of great amounts of vitamin C, I seem to be coming down with.. the cold... I haven't been sick in 2 years! And since Hawiian Punch and Sunny D have failed me, I'll attempt to purge the illness with a mass quantity of alcohol. I hope this justifies my alcoholism.
Nobody can honeslty tell me levelin is fun in WoW. It might be fun when you level up and get to show off, or get new skills, or level up to lvl 85, but lvling its self is not fun. Its repedtive botton pushing and getting into frustrating arguments with 9 year olds. It's not fun! Now that being said, I'm gonna go and stay up all night leveling my new character. ^-^
Blizzard, y u no let me finish my failure of a ZA run?
Kaetum - Goes back to my MUD days I had a rogue named Kaetum who was the runt brother of my friends mage character. I spent a week farming skills to perfect them and could wreck people 5 levels higher than me and put a big dent in people even 10 levels higher than me. It was so awesome to have every mage on the game be terrified if they knew I was logged on and walking around.Meatspec - Wanted a tank-ish name and my ex had this thing for naming all her toons with "spec" at the end.The others were all just kinda randomly made up for whatever sounded good at the time. Boring stories, I know.
Storyline: Your average aliens have come to take over our planet for it's resources story. When I say it's your average storyline, I mean it's your average storyline. If you've watched any other alien invaders movie such as Independance Day or War of The Worlds, you know how it starts and you alre...
Dear republicans of South Dakota. You are ******* insane, please kill yourselves BEFORE killing any doctors.
Part 1 - http://tv.gawker.com/5724444/homeless-man-with-golden-radio-voice-will-have-your-ears-ringing-for-days
Part 2 - http://tv.gawker.com/5725428/homeless-man-with-golden-radio-voice-becomes-latest-viral-internet-star
Picking monday up as day 4 since my weekend ended up being busy so my diet kinda fell by the wayside. I didn't eat alot, but since I ended up eating out with friends I didn't really watch myself too much.
I'm determined not to let that ruin my diet though. So we're picki...
Same deal as the previous two days (I know I know, very original)
I'm actually gonne have rice with the chicken today instead of the salad and keep the salad for later, not sure if that'll affect my energy levels at all this afternoon but we'll see.
had a donut this ...
literally just a carbon copy of day 1 ( I was really lazy but managed to do some cooking last night.) I did have about 10 grapes and a plum this morning as well. Last night I didn't actually have the salmon + rice thing. I just had 2 chicken breasts instead which kinda makes me feel bad (b...
And it starts.... on zee menu for today.
Breakfast - 5:45am
- 2 whole eggs fried in a non-stick pan (no butter, no oil)
- 1 whole grapefruit
Snack 1 - 8:00am -Packet of oatmeal
Snack 2 - 10:00am
- 2 pieces of fruit (today is fruit day at work)
Lunch - 12:00p...
Next saturday I'll be taking part in a gaming marathon for an event called Extra Life. All proceeds from donations will go to childrens care and hospitals. I'll be starting saturday morning at 8am and playing through to sunday at 8am.
Just so people can make sur...